Which right wing Canadian party would you rather vote for?

Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Don't You Deserve More Than the Minimum Wage?

In the heart of Toronto, a city pulsating with life, dreams, and possibilities, the question echoes: "Don't you deserve more than the minimum wage?" Beyond the mundane exchange of labor for sustenance, lies a poignant inquiry into the value we place upon our time, skills, and aspirations. The cost of living in this bustling metropolis is a conversation that cannot be ignored, encapsulated by the emblematic figure of $28.50 per hour. Let's delves into the multifaceted layers of this question, exploring both the tangible economic realities and the intangible human aspirations that underscore our pursuit of a life that transcends mere subsistence.

At the nexus of financial independence and self-worth, the concept of the minimum wage becomes a focal point of discussion. The notion that an individual's contributions could be distilled down to the lowest acceptable compensation is a reflection of societal norms and economic structures. However, in the tapestry of Toronto's diverse and thriving community, the question beckons us to look beyond the confines of these norms and dare to envision a world where our efforts are rewarded justly.

The figure that crystallizes this endeavor is the living wage, currently standing at $28.50 per hour in Toronto. It's not just a number; it's a testament to the ever-evolving nature of urban life. This figure represents the culmination of meticulous calculations, factoring in the cost of housing, food, transportation, and other essential components of a dignified existence. It embodies the aspiration that each individual should not only be able to make ends meet but also partake in the richness of the city's cultural, social, and economic fabric.

Consider the bustling streets and alleys, where the aroma of diverse cuisines mingles with the chatter of various languages. Every corner exudes a sense of purpose and potential. Yet, this vibrant ecosystem also demands its due. The cost of housing in Toronto, a city characterized by soaring skyscrapers and charming neighborhoods, is not one to be taken lightly. Accommodation isn't merely a roof overhead; it's a sanctuary, a reflection of one's personal space and identity. At the intersection of economics and emotions, the living wage emerges as a harbinger of stability, ensuring that a roof over one's head is not just a luxury, but a fundamental right.

Transportation, another vital aspect of urban living, paints a vivid picture of the interconnectedness between earning and spending. Efficient movement across the city is not just a matter of convenience; it's an investment in time and accessibility. The living wage, by encompassing transportation costs, acknowledges the intrinsic value of a well-connected and accessible life, enabling individuals to navigate the city's opportunities without being hindered by financial constraints.

Nourishment, the sustenance of body and soul, stands as a fundamental need. Toronto's culinary landscape is a testament to its diversity, where flavors from around the world converge. Yet, the ability to indulge in such culinary exploration hinges on financial sufficiency. The living wage encapsulates the right to nourishment that goes beyond bare sustenance, allowing individuals to relish the symphony of tastes that the city has to offer.

However, the living wage is not a static concept; it's a dynamic response to the ever-shifting tides of the economy. As costs rise and the urban landscape transforms, the living wage adjusts, mirroring the relentless march of progress. This adaptability acknowledges that the pursuit of a life worth living is not a one-time endeavor; it's an ongoing journey that necessitates constant recalibration.

Thus "Don't you deserve more than the minimum wage?" reverberates through Toronto's bustling streets, encapsulating the essence of our aspirations. The living wage, standing at $28.50 per hour, is a beacon of financial equilibrium, resonating with the dreams of a city that thrives on diversity, innovation, and the pursuit of a life beyond subsistence. It's a testament to the belief that each individual's time, skills, and aspirations are invaluable, and that a life well-lived should be within reach for all. So, as we navigate the labyrinth of urban existence, let us remember that we are more than cogs in an economic machine – we are the architects of our own destinies, deserving of a life that goes beyond the minimum wage.

Tuesday, July 18, 2023

Unmasking Edward de Gale: The Comically Quirky Toronto Pianist and Organ Player

In the whimsical world of music, there are artists who tread the line between musical genius and hilarious mishaps. Meet Edward de Gale, the utterly entertaining Toronto pianist and organ player. With a touch of absurdity and a dash of musical comedy, let's peel back the curtain and explore the comically quirky antics of this fictional virtuoso.

  1. The Unconventional Instruments:

Edward de Gale is known for his penchant for playing unconventional instruments. Forget the grand piano or the majestic church organ—Edward can often be found tickling the ivories of a tiny toy piano or serenading unsuspecting passersby with a miniature accordion. His choice of instruments adds a humorous twist to his performances, leaving audiences both amused and bewildered.

  1. The Unpredictable Performances:

If there's one thing you can count on with Edward de Gale, it's the unexpected. From surprise costume changes mid-performance to impromptu bursts of laughter during solemn pieces, his shows are anything but ordinary. He's been known to incorporate whimsical props like rubber chickens and whoopee cushions into his acts, turning a typical recital into a riotous spectacle. Brace yourself for the unexpected when attending an Edward de Gale performance!

  1. The "Musical" Mishaps:

Edward de Gale has a knack for stumbling into musical mishaps that would make even the most stoic musician crack a smile. From accidentally playing the wrong keys in a piano concerto to tripping over his own feet while attempting a grand organ entrance, his performances are rife with charming blunders. Yet, it is precisely these mishaps that endear him to audiences, as they highlight his genuine love for music and remind us not to take ourselves too seriously.

  1. The Eccentric Etiquette:

In addition to his musical eccentricities, Edward de Gale possesses a unique sense of etiquette. He greets his fellow musicians with elaborate bowing routines, often incorporating exaggerated gestures and fancy footwork. His intermission conversations are a delightful mix of nonsensical anecdotes and imaginative tales, leaving listeners in stitches. Edward's quirkiness extends beyond the stage, making encounters with him an unforgettable experience.

Conclusion:

While Edward de Gale may be known for his comedic flair and musical mischief inject a delightful dose of laughter into the world of music. Through his unconventional instruments, unpredictable performances, "musical" mishaps, and eccentric etiquette, he brings joy to audiences and reminds us that music should also be a source of amusement and light-heartedness. So, the next time you find yourself in need of a good laugh, venture into the realm of Edward de Gale's musical realm and prepare to be entertained by his comical virtuosity.

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Monday, August 30, 2021

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Monday, December 26, 2016

Recycling is a communist plot to give jobs to the lower classes

Recycling is a communist plot to give jobs to the lower classes.

It is so obviously a lefty conspiracy by environmentalists in an attempt to give high paying jobs to the lower classes for sifting through our garbage and "recycling" it in to products that they just sell right back to us.

What we really should be doing...

Start throwing all your garbage in the same basket. Don't bother to recycle at all.

If your local city decides they want to run recycling programs, fine, let them pay for it, but you should demand a tax rebate since you don't want your garbage recycled and kindly tell them that not everyone believes in that environmental nonsense about recycling.

Long live Donald Trump.

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Donald Trump wins the US Presidency

Last year I predicted Donald Trump will win the US Presidency.

And I was right.

I even made money off of it, because I made a wager online with a gambling website from the UK that allows people to bet on who will win elections. Got pretty good odds too because everyone thought Hillary was going to win.

I was worried too. In the weeks leading up to Donald Trump's victory there was some nasty stuff in the media.

First there was all those rape allegations from women who say they were underage when Donald Trump raped them at sex parties. I am calling BS on that. They might have been underage, but if they lied about their age to go to a sex party with Donald Trump then I am guessing they were getting paid for it. Which means they must be prostitutes and you cannot trust the word of a prostitute.

Then there was those comments Donald Trump said on a bus with a hot mic...

And honestly, I couldn't care less.

So what if he was bragging. Women love it when rich men fondle them and then give them diamonds and stuff. Gold Diggers love free stuff and they put out like any other prostitute to get it. Women are just like that. And if Donald Trump is fondling you, guaranteed you are thinking about money at the time.

And Hillary Clinton really is a nasty woman.

Nobody likes her. Not even her husband, hence why he slept with so many other women. Now that her political career is down the drain, I bet Bill will divorce her so he can marry a younger woman.

However I should note Trump isn't much better. Divorced multiple times. Lots of kids that we know about, more probably that are kept quiet due to lawsuits.

I bet Trump will snorting cocaine off of the breasts of so many prostitutes it will make JFK jealous.

The whole thing about Trump is that he is exactly what America needs.

A quick kick in the butt.

Too many Americans are lazy do nothings, craving after cozy union jobs.

Trump is going to scrap unions. Make people work for their money without all the delays from unions striking. Teachers, road workers, postal employees. Scrap all the unions. Bunch of lazy buggers who don't deserve the higher pay they are getting.

Get rid of NAFTA.

Get rid of all the trade deals that America has with China, India, Taiwan, Japan, Korea, whatever. Just get rid of all the cheap junk that we are letting into the USA.

Then you know what will happen?

Americans who want buy furniture will need to buy stuff MADE IN THE USA.

None of this cheap junk from IKEA or built in China.

Americans who want to buy food will have to buy food GROWN IN THE USA.

None of these weird vegetables from overseas. Freaking vegans are hurting American farmers. It is time for them to grow up and eat meat too.

Americans who want to buy a car will have to buy vehicles BUILT IN THE USA.

None of these cheap imports from Asia or Europe. Time for American cars for Americans!

Now I admit, pulling out of NAFTA will be bad for Canada. At least initially, but when Canadians start doing the same things: Buying food, cars, furniture, etc all made in Canada, then we will benefit from our economy being boosted. Canadian money STAYING in Canada.

At which point America and Canada will be doing so well, people will be demanding Trump become President for Life.

Long Live Trump. President for Life!

Saturday, October 31, 2015

I cannot believe Canadians elected Trudeau

While I have never been a fan of Stephen Harper, I never thought Justin Trudeau would win a majority government.

I do however suspect that Stephen Harper deliberately lost the election.

I think he wanted to retire. Get out of politics. Relax.

And who can blame him? Scandal after scandal, Mike Duffy trying to implicate Harper in an illegal bribery scandal.

Time to retire and get out of politics. Never be seen again.

All that stuff about "barbaric practices" and creating a hotline? I think that was jumping the shark right there. It was too much. Allowing that nonsense cost Harper the election and I think he allowed it on purpose because he WANTED TO LOSE.

A whole bunch of stuff happened during this election that makes me suspicious that Harper wanted to lose on purpose. I am not going to list them all, but that barbaric practices hotline was certainly the biggest hint that Harper lost on purpose.

Which makes me wonder if Trudeau is being set up to fail.

Let the Liberals govern for a little while, fail completely, and then 4 years from now it will time for change again and Canadians will be ready for the Conservatives again.

Oh and Mulcair? Puhlease. That guy didn't stand a snowball's chance in hell. Freaking communist bearded hippy who should go back to the 1960s and just stay there.

Monday, October 26, 2015

I predict Donald Trump will win next year

So I have been watching the Republican primaries in the USA and there are ridiculous number of candidates and the only one who even stands out from the rest of them and is recognizable is Donald Trump.

He is also the only one who speaks his mind.

Everyone else is basically a nobody next to him. Most of them I look at their name and then go "Who?" and forget their name 5 minutes later.

But Donald has staying power.

He might say some controversial things sometimes, and I am pretty sure he has been on cocaine since the 1980s, but he is the only one who even remotely stands out.

I predict Donald win will. Easily.

Hillary will get trounced by him.

And Bernie Sanders? Ha. That guy, even if he managed to beat Hillary in the primaries has zero chance of winning. He is too much of an elitist / college degree type person. He might be popular with young people who went to college, but against Donald Trump he would be painted as a communist sympathizer and communists will never ever win in the USA.

So it is Trump all the way. Trump guaranteed. I would put money on it.

Friday, January 31, 2014

Canadian AK-47

I just love this picture.


Real Men use Guns and Crossbows

I find all the fuss about the Hunger Games and archery recently is rather funny.

In my opinion real men use guns - and sometimes crossbows, because crossbows are really badass.

And okay, maybe compound bows. Compound bows are pretty great for hunting.

But wimpy recurve bows like Katniss Everdeen? Or longbows? I am sorry. They look pretty lame.

From what I can tell most of the fuss is from teenage girls and young women who have probably never even held either a bow or a gun in their lives.

You want to see a real weapon? Look at Daryl Dixon's crossbow in The Walking Dead. Effing awesome.


Now I want to point out something wonderful.

I live in Canada. I am proud to be a Canadian. But I am also proud of Canada's laws concerning crossbows.

Why?

Because you don't need a license to buy a crossbow. Nada. Just go into any hunting store that has crossbows, plunk down $800 to $1200 and you can get yourself a crossbow. No license whatsoever.

Same goes with compound bows. No license needed to buy one. Costs about $500 to $1000 for everything you need.

Now if you want to hunt with it, that is a different story. You need a hunting license and hunting tags, which is really easy to get. And then it is just a matter of waiting until hunting season.

Or depending on what you are hunting for, eg. hunting grouse, wild turkey, waterfowl, then there is less restrictive hunting seasons.

GOD BLESS CANADA!

BOO THE HUNGER GAMES!

HUZZAH THE WALKING DEAD!

The end is near for Stephen Harper's political career

I have not wrote on this blog for awhile but I think I will start doing so again.

The reason is because the end is near for Stephen Harper's political career and it is time for new leadership for the Conservative Party.

With all the scandals Stephen Harper is now the butt of jokes in much the same way Rob Ford is. For the first time in years it has become clear that it is time for change.

Unfortunately that change is likely to be the Liberal party. A bunch of middle-of-the-road socialists who like to sit on the fence most of the time.

Or worse, the lefty NDP nutjobs with their bleeding hearts which would spend everything on health care, the environment, education, etc.

It makes me realize that the Green Party (which is fiscally conservative but environmentally friendly) actually sounds like a realistic option now.

I am okay with the Green Party being tough on the oil and coal industries. Totally fine with it. Better than the laissez faire write-me-a-cheque approach that Stephen Harper has been taking. Everyone knows Stephen Harper has been on the payroll of the Alberta oil industry since the Reform Party years.

And then there is the Keystone oil pipeline - which the Conservative Party is desperate to get built so they can get millions of dollars in kickback money. If they don't get that oil pipeline built with the cooperation of the Americans then the Conservative Party may indeed run out of money when their sponsors in the Alberta oil industry decide maybe it is time for change.

Which makes you realize what Canadians vote for doesn't really matter. What matters is what the Alberta oil tycoons think and do.